When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.
On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.
On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.
I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!
by Julie Cohn February 15, 2009
Get the Chatmance mug.Chatham is a crap dump town located south of Springfield, IL in Central Illinois. Chatham is distinguished from the other shitsvilles in Central Illinois by its being one of the larger crap towns in the region and the home of the Illinois Championship Cow Chip Throw. In Chatham, throwing cow chips is considered a fine art, not backasswards pastime that only hicks indulge in. The inhabitants of Chatham often boast about their cow-chip throwing prowess and wave their shit-covered hands in the air like they just don't care.
One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
Example 1:
Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.
Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.
Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
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I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.
This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.
This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.
You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome
by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018
Get the HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome mug.Alright,As the other definitions..I gotta say,Chatango isnt for social rejects or any of that.I have used chatango for a time and I met some pretty cool people there and they don`t act All that Emo and they are not social rejects either.I have friends in real life and there too!
But theres the not so bright side..Alot of attention whores(Mostly these so called `goth or scenes`)These so called `elite RPers` Saying that ***RP ONLY;DONT SAY HI OR HELLO OR U WILL BE BLOCKED***
And the worst of all:Original people.These people think they are god cuz they have an account called `Marisa` or `Naruto` or even `god`(Lulz).They are crazy people who waste alot of money for some account called -Insert anime character name from X anime-
Chatango isnt all a bad site,overall.I personally think its better than failbook..I mean,facebook but thats the past..where many normal people used to come just for chatting and now..Theres just RPers,Original nerds and stupid whores.As for me,I decided to take a really long break from chatango after seeing it has become now..
But theres the not so bright side..Alot of attention whores(Mostly these so called `goth or scenes`)These so called `elite RPers` Saying that ***RP ONLY;DONT SAY HI OR HELLO OR U WILL BE BLOCKED***
And the worst of all:Original people.These people think they are god cuz they have an account called `Marisa` or `Naruto` or even `god`(Lulz).They are crazy people who waste alot of money for some account called -Insert anime character name from X anime-
Chatango isnt all a bad site,overall.I personally think its better than failbook..I mean,facebook but thats the past..where many normal people used to come just for chatting and now..Theres just RPers,Original nerds and stupid whores.As for me,I decided to take a really long break from chatango after seeing it has become now..
Ordinary person on chatango:Heya there!
Freakish,so called `Elite RPer`: OMG -Blocks the ordinary person-
Ordinary person after being blocked:Gosh.Whats wrong with that person? All I wanted is have a nice normal talk with her.....
Freakish,so called `Elite RPer`: OMG -Blocks the ordinary person-
Ordinary person after being blocked:Gosh.Whats wrong with that person? All I wanted is have a nice normal talk with her.....
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