Charleston Grits

When a man feels like he has diarrhea, he has sex with his girl, blows a load on her chest. Then, he lets out his diarrhea all over her. He then rubs his hand in the concoction, slaps her in the face and yells YEEHAW CHARLESTON GRITS!!!

YEEHAW Tommy said as he gave Lo a taste of his Charleston Grits.

Tasty Lo said! That was delicious!

by Charleston Grits1234 March 11, 2011

college of charleston

CofC is an up and comming school with a competitive academic system...not only are the academics good but so are the drugs, beaches, weed, women;5 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. If you could live in a fantasy world and maintain doing your hw at the same time then this is the school for you.....The only down side is that that southern girls dont put out, and if you are not wearing a sun dress at least 5 days a week, you are a loser, shows how much southern girls know about fashion....southern guys shouldnt be left out either, their sense of clothes consists of khaki shorts and tucked in shirts on a daily basis, well at least thats the only initiation for getting into a frat, and trust me frat life is kinda gay at college of charleston.......

....Girls sun bath in their bikinis on the College of Charleston library lawn

by MMMC June 10, 2007

Charleston Steamer

To shit on sex partners face after they have fallen asleep.

Michelle woke up to a charleston steamer from Dale.

by mbjdrj March 13, 2010

Charleston Chew

Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.

I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!

by Bosss Hog October 4, 2005

charleston chew

Basically, it is the same maneuver as a Dirty Sanchez, except this time the doo doo brown is put into the teeth, instead of rubbed on the upper lip.

Damn son! You should have heard her screaming for more of that Charleston Chew!

by Gasp0matikz September 5, 2006

Charleston Chew

To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.

Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"

by Yarker Comedy April 24, 2009

Charleston Steamer

During a cold, winter night, you proceed to take a dump on a companions face.

"Man, we went up to the cabin for the winter and the heat went out. I had to give Tommy a Charleston Steamer to prevent any frost bite from setting in on his face."

by Harry Bush January 16, 2006