cellular faux

see also cellshielding and phonyphone

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016

Cellular at Sea

The cell phone service that you get on cruise ships (roaming). It is ridiculously expensive and costs more than the cruise if you use it. For example, loading a webpage will cost you +$20!

Customer to cell phone provider: WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $50,000 FOR ROAMING?
Customer service: Because you used cellular at sea.

by funnymemes03 January 9, 2021

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021