throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.

every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
aten

by simonizer June 2, 2008

collaging

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.

Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"

by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010

collaring

when a negged woman grabs the man by the collar and threatens physical harm.

After her negged her, she started collaring him.

by colllared May 12, 2018

cellking

Portmanteau of "cell" phone and "sulking"; someone who's getting all upset/butthurt that the person they're calling or texting isn't responding.

"Is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's cellking cuz he's been blowing up Mandy's phone all damn day and she still ain't hit him back yet."

by hunterbehunted May 9, 2015

clearing house

1) in pool to score many balls in 1 go
2) wen playing any type of game- to do very well in something

look at u twats with all ur ball, im clearing house here

by azzer July 1, 2005

Clearing the Chamber

When someone farts in the car and you roll down the windows. Like a bullet that has been taken out of the chamber of a pistol, the fart can no longer hurt anyone.

"Oh, my god, Aaron just ripped shit."

"Clear the chamber! Clear the chamber!"

The person who rolls the windows down is clearing the chamber.

by Freemason5600 June 23, 2012

Collaring

the act of preparing for or outlining a written assignment

I didn't stay out late last night because I was collaring a paper due today.

by MargeNikkiMike December 16, 2005