The Celebration

When something so great happens that a simple "yay" will not do, The Celebration comes in to play. To put it simply, it is 'on-the-spot masturbation'.

I was at dave's house the other night when i found out i won the lottery, so i did the celebration. His parents weren't pleased. But i bought them a new house (but kept the carpets!).

by VoxleadJuan February 1, 2010

celebration

a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.

bum: hey where are you headed too?

cop: Celebration.

Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:

by _J-swagga June 29, 2011

Celebrator

Celebrator: A mixture of two words. Celebrity and Predator. Celebrators is a celebrity who uses their platform to prey on the innocent. Examples: Kids, defenseless people, other celebrities.

Example: A celebrator is a high status figure who uses their fame/platform to lure defenseless people to do sexual deeds or other types of favors.

by YourFavTrap June 14, 2021

Celebrities

Celebrities means:

Crybabies
emotional
Livid
exaggeration
biased
racist
immature
tantrum
illogical
extortion
society

Me: You are a Celebrities.

by Sakurakage July 27, 2021

celebrate

Codeword for smoking marijuana. Being high = being celebratory. Weed = party hats.

I like to celebrate from time to time, when we have an ample supply of party hats.

by R.T. Rybak January 11, 2005

Celebrity

A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken

by mrxskull July 9, 2013

Celebrities

People who are insanely easy to hate.

Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022