Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”

Caveman by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021

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Caveman

- An adj/ noun; a person (usually a man) “afraid” or reluctant to change or progress because they personally dislike it

-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.

“Me so hungry me go rawr”

“You’re a caveman”

Caveman by Lemaynehead August 26, 2023

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Caveman Diet

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.

I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.

Caveman Diet by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

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