In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021
Get the catastrophic malfunctionmug. Our lives are down catastrophic
by lexiandannie October 7, 2022
Get the down catastrophicmug. She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.
by Snowday123 September 12, 2017
Get the catastrophe whoremug. she is the coolest girl ever! she's also known as gink. DON'T TRY TO BE HER. SHE WILL BEAT YOU DOWN.
by Isaac Impausible September 17, 2008
Get the chloe catastrophicmug. When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
Get the Valentines Catastrophemug. When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
by heroditus August 25, 2006
Get the catastrophic sexual transmutationmug. The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
Get the Cottage Cheese Catastrophemug.