chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

chappeder

To describe the comparative form of chapped. More chapped.

My lips were chappeder then they were yesterday.

by Holly Goat May 4, 2018

Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

chapped

Really screwed, in trouble. Most usually used in California.

Jill: They saw us having sex in the tree and the police are coming!
Robb: Shit, we're hella fucking chapped.

by silentd3 June 14, 2011

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

chappedDiCk

when your boyfriend is addicted to porno

My boyfriend is addicted to porno and now suffers from chappedDiCk

by porno monster August 20, 2003

chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005