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Carbon Dating

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!
Im so lonely I have started carbon dating
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Texas Carbon

In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.
Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.

Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...
by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008
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carbon monoxide

What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.
That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.
by hotchick880 December 2, 2010
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el cabron

Spanish equivalent to Jerk, or asshole, except a little bit more harsh. Could also mean " Bad Ass". Comes from the spanish term for Goat(Cabra).
Eres un Cabron Pendejo!
or
Estas bien Cabron buey!
by Nicanur Bremer September 13, 2005
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carbonoid

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.
Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!
by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011
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pinche cabron

That guy just cut me off... Pinche cabron.
by super-adam June 25, 2006
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Carbon buttprint

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.
I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.
by J Scotts January 16, 2009
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