Carpe Sluttem

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

by gentaXY August 9, 2009

Carpe Omnia

Seize everything, take everything, take it all.

Latin.

My motto is Carpe Omnia.

by insomniac92 January 19, 2009

carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 2, 2011

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

CORPSE

Choke me, like you hate me
But you love me
Lowkey, wanna date me
When you fuck me
Touch me with the lights off, and my chains on
Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on

CORPSE is a softy but I would let him choke me like he hates me.

CORPSE chokes Sykkuno like he hates him but he loves him.

by SydBalls November 9, 2020

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

sabrina carpenter

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too)

There's nothing she can't do.

"Holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nithing she can't do."

by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017