Carlos Santana

Easily one of the best guitarists around. Plays with such ease, skill and passion you might even forget it's all on an electric guitar. Known for his signature piercing sustains. Really kicked off his career when he played at Woodstock. Since then he has had a varied career. Re-booted his career in 1999 with the release of Supernatural.

Abraxas & Supernatural. By Carlos Santana.

by Not Eric Clapton October 8, 2008

Gay Carlos

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.

Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos

by Lenny Da Lunchman June 5, 2019

Bang Bros Trading Cards

Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.

"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"

"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump

by sislovesme March 2, 2023

Heart of the Cards

The idea that an inanimate object can someone provide you with exactly what you need at exactly the right time.

The term comes from the popular Japanese anime/toy advert Yu-Gi-Oh, which centres around a card game played by the titular hero. Often when playing, Yu-Gi-Oh will call on the Heart of the Cards to provide him with the precise card(s) he needs to win the game, which it somehow usually does.

Doug: (thinks during a poker game) I have three queens and a jack. If I believe in the Heart of the Cards, the deck will provide me with the jack I need.
(Doug pulls a two)
Doug: DAMMIT

by WatcherMark September 19, 2019

Carlos Silva

Silva is as a member of the M’s starting rotation. This is what $12 million gets you in the majors these days. 7.36 Era, just losses, while you dont have a consistent or a more complete depth to replace him, and when you start winning as a team you just have to stand the bad games he puts, so in essence you’re stuck with him.

"Game 13, started by the unlucky Carlos Silva"

by Jasher May 2, 2009

Carlos Barat

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

by stray April 13, 2005

Juan Carlos

If you ever meet a Juan Carlos, odds are you will fall in love over a period of six months. Give him a chance and don't give up. He is worth it! He will fuck up numerous of times but that's in his character. Once you win his heart, it is the most beautiful, caring, lovable heart you will ever see glips of. Caution! He is charming with his wit and has quite the sliver tongue, but his soul is as good as it gets. You will have to laugh at his jokes and make him feel like he's the only man on earth, but the reward is like no other.

He's an amazing man and a wonderful specimen you will forever want to keep him close in your life, as a lover or friend, watch out ladies you'll never find another like a Juan Carlos.

Juan Carlos self titled, a man of his own.

Stubborn as the night is long Juan Carlos.

A lover, a fighter and a stop in the middle of traffic man to pic your a red rose.. He is Juan Carlos.

by Skulltress November 8, 2015