Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.

Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

carbage

Synthetic, parasitic waste that naturally accumulates within an automobile, especially if you drive other people around in it.

Man how did I get all this carbage? Why do I have a receipt for human hand?

by galacian August 30, 2010

carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.

Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?

by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008

carbage

The garbage which accumulates in one's car.

Cletis! Git them Lone Star bottles a'nat other carbage outta my Pinto!

by Judy Kiss Axe November 22, 2013

verbal carnage

Venting of pent-up anger in string of unrecognizeable words

me: "You really want me to let you know what I really think of you, you mother-effing, effer!!!

other: "Yikes. Watch the verbal carnage"

by strwberryjoy December 22, 2009

carlage

Pronounced: Kar-lahje

A car (re)constructed from parts of other cars. Typically has different colored doors, hood, and body.

My Honda might be old, but it's at least all in one piece. Check out that Pinto Carlage over there - nice work with the blue hood and rust-primer door on the otherwise green car, no?

by amyshort July 16, 2008

carbage

1. A piece of garbage turned into a car.
or
2. A car turned into a piece of garbage.

Where did you pick up that piece of carbage.

by Adamgotit August 31, 2005