"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.

Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...

by puje November 11, 2009

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 24, 2021

Captain Fucking Obvious

Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up

Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."

by Estretoseten February 23, 2015

Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

by Scotty C. December 12, 2007