A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly
by K boo 69 August 24, 2022
A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.
by rkamali07 May 3, 2020
Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....
by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 24, 2015
Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
by Carterussell January 7, 2019