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Cannotitis

Unable to can.
Unable to function.
Cannot complete any tasks, no matter how minimal they are.
Lack of sleep will cause a severe case of Cannotitis.
by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.
Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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Poland cannot into space

A word that makes fun of poland in the polandball universe
Haha! Poland Cannot Into Space!
by CyanIsNotAColor December 5, 2025
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“He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape
Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
by Lembino December 14, 2024
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The bills cannot be that high

PHRASE
1. Means that this charge seems unreasonable or unexpected.
2. Means that there must be an error or overcharge
3. Means that the amount is causing financial stress or anxiety.

Often used when someone feels like the cost doesn’t match their usage or expectations.
I just checked the water bill and nearly dropped my phone—the bills cannot be that high unless we're secretly running a car wash out back.
by Devin the Alexa Fan July 29, 2025
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Cannotitis

Unable to can.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.

An over abundance of laziness.
She developed a severe case of Cannotitis after bingeing Netflix on a work night.
by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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