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cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".
Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004
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Cankles

When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves
Fuck those cankles are huge!
by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015
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cankleface

an insult, mainly aimed at the morbidly obese or people you'd like to offend.

also refers to someone who looks a lot like the point where the calf meets the ankle, and merges together, therefore 'cankle'. This is often common in fatter people.
OH MY GOD, did you just try to kiss me with your cankleface?
by canklefacedbitch May 20, 2011
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Cankleing Cum Shot

When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet
I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after
by DindsayRade69 November 10, 2016
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cackling cankle

A big girl that laughs so much her cankles jiggle
That cackling cankle got on my nerves when she wouldn't stop smacking her gum
by Big Anny May 14, 2019
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cankletop

Cankletop is a form of serious body deformation or wardrobe misuse. The term is derived from the combination or cankles and muffin-top. Cankles occur when the ankle and the calf are connected as one. Cankletop occurs when the cankle itself overburdens a specific type of footwear, causing a "muffin-top" effect to occur on the cankle. This effect can be seen most often on females who choose to wear sweatpants with ugg boots.
Dude, that chick has some serious cankletop going on! It's out of control!
by Tyler B. Johnson December 16, 2008
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Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.
EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."
by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010
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