Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

Canadian Blumpkin

The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.

Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?

Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

Stupid Canadian

Justin Bieber

Don't be a Stupid Canadian.

by Fuckyoushit November 21, 2010

Canadian Tuxedo

Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel in Vancouver, BC (Canada) because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.

Justin looked completely ridiculous wearing his Canadian tuxedo.

by Demacsspider April 3, 2015

Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

canadian ivy leaf

Water proof leaf

My girlfriends bush is so dry it’s like a Canadian ivy leaf .

by Bdarwin970 January 7, 2018

Canadian Margarita

A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.

Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?

by shemalabuh May 22, 2023