Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).
Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).
by Modern Canadian Historian February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.
by The Hawkeye February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
by Asszeasdgasdfasrhgawef February 12, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.
by NardsOfDoom February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. by Bill Brinkly February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.
by ABC123 don't touch me. February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"
by Fanatana817 February 19, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug.