every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
by fartbender January 12, 2024

If you're Calverted, you love Alexander Calvert.
Can you stop swooning over Alexander Calvert. We all know you're Calverted. You don't need to make this weirder on all of us. Oh, I give up.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 11, 2020

by avanicolle11 September 29, 2021
