Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
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by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005
Get the Calvertism mug.Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.
by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018
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friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014
Get the calbert mug.1: A water drainage pipe under a bridge to dead drop "questionable packages" when out of monsoon season.
2: Known as an alcantarilla in Spain, they are known to be quite majestic to walk around.
3: A Dutch word for crotch rot.
The origins of the word has been speculated to have Dutch or French origins and definitely not majestic Spanish.
2: Known as an alcantarilla in Spain, they are known to be quite majestic to walk around.
3: A Dutch word for crotch rot.
The origins of the word has been speculated to have Dutch or French origins and definitely not majestic Spanish.
Hank - I mean, you ever hear anyone walk around the majestic culverts of Spain?
Gomez - Who the hell goes around talking about majestic culverts?
Gomez - Who the hell goes around talking about majestic culverts?
by WooskiBroski May 21, 2023
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If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.
If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.
Missy: So I walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a blow job as he was snorting crack.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.
by JefferytheGiraffe666 March 26, 2011
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