Calvert

A bum ass last name

Hey my last name is calvert

by Big pee pee was taken October 26, 2022

daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

Calvert

Calvert is a billionaire surname

my name is krisanae calvert

by dxntae August 26, 2022

lacie calvert

the best friend of ava.. ava is the most funniest girl ever!!!

hey who’s you’re best friend ava?
oh lacie calvert .. don’t tell anyone tho

by avanicolle11 September 29, 2021