Carpet shoes

Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.

I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.

by El coyote March 13, 2019

arse carpet

the hair in a mans arse crack

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.

by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006

Mop the Carpet

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.

Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.

by magicmike11 February 25, 2014

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

by Allan Scott June 4, 2007

Carpet kisser

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.

That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11

by redtcslak69 July 23, 2010

Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

by George McBob August 24, 2009