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calica

When the guy has so much style, or did an crazy thing, or get some bitches, you say Ai calica!

Expression of surprise in Brazil.
Rick: Im going to Joe.
Kyle: Who's Joe?
Rick: Joe mama!
John: Ai calica!
by yehklsj March 24, 2023
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Corona Calculus

The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?

Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c

Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ
Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus December 7, 2020
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calcugasm

When a calculus professor is so over come by the pure extasy of her subject, the professor has a calcugasm. Such moments are defined at times by:

1) jumping

2)saying questions are easy when they are not

3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes!

4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42.

5) The prof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights.

6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms.

If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly. Please do not pass Go.
My calculus professor just had a calcugasm so now my mark is the limit of x has x aproaches 0.
by BurntToast October 12, 2004
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Sicilian calculator

Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.
Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.
by blackrazr November 2, 2006
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Calculating bitch

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.
by Stan0033 May 6, 2018
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Calculus

Calculus is a type of mathematics. It is very simple, once you learn this simple equation.

Learn Vocabulary+Read Problem+Set Up Problem+Magic=problem solved.
Joe: How'd you do on the Calculus exam?

Steve: It was easy, after I learned the simple equation that makes calculus a cinch.

Joe: Oh yeah, I really like how magic solves the problem
by naylordude424 February 7, 2010
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Calculus

"Hey, in our Calculus homework, why does the derivative of x^2 = 2x?"
"magic."
by MikeWatch February 9, 2009
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