Cauliflower Clam

A vagina that is infested with genital warts

"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"

by amos quito May 2, 2005

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

cauliflower warts

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

cauliflower

Moldy cum

Hey look that’s cooper he’s got cauliflower on his lip

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019

Cauliflower Face

It is some with a very wrinkly face that resembles a cauliflower floret.

A Cauliflower face is a wrinkly old lady who's arch nemesis is cheese sauce

by Cheese sauce June 30, 2009

Cauliflower Dick

The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 5, 2009

cauliflower dick

When you dont clean your penis and all the sperm gets trapped inside causing it to look like cauliflower

"Hey melissa, I was fucking this guy when i saw all this shit and i realised he was a cauliflower dick!"

by Bizzy Dog September 24, 2006