This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."
epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
by epic135 October 19, 2021
Get the Down Calamitous mug.First coined by the up and coming artist ‘Slim K,’ the term “ayy caamon” can be used in multiple ways; as a greeting to good friends, as a reaction to a joke or news, or as a gang reference. The latter definition is notoriously used by the great CJ Rawlins.
When anyone sees Watkin Samuel they exclaim, “Ayy Caamon” in delight
Or
When the conversation has died but Kit is around, “Ayy caamon boys”
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When the conversation has died but Kit is around, “Ayy caamon boys”
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A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
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Get the calamity jane mug.The nickname given to the city of Calabasas for the lack of black people in it. Generally in this rich city (in the valley of Los Angeles) the population is exclusive to wealthy white people. As well as the high school having only a few African Americans among a sea of caucasians. But luckily for them, they're are well known and popular because of this.
"Hey dude lets go to Calabasas"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"
by nagglenube January 23, 2010
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by Calafia June 5, 2005
Get the Calafia mug.Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.
Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
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