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Calzoning

The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.
by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022
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cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023
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Cocooning

The act of ejaculating so much onto a woman that she is completely covered in semen. In this sex practice, however, unlike bukkake the female will not clean herself off (She won't be able to if you're a real man, anyways) and will become wrapped in a 'Cocoon' of hardening cum, unable to move, or even breathe.

The male (Or Herm) will do this Solo and will repeat this process onto the cocooned victim as much as possible until the female is not visible.

Suggested to practice against walls, floors, or even ceilings (The last being most difficult. Like standing, the cum will drip downwards thanks to gravity and only a slight portion of her will be covered.)

The act of doing this to multiple persons is called Hive Cocooning
(A conversation about Cocooning)

Person A: "So, did you hook up with Cindy last night?"

Person B: "Hell yeah, man. I was saving up all month to Cocoon her."

Person A: "So?"

Person B: "Living room, left corner, I can't even see her anymore."
by \/olpe May 15, 2010
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Caboosing

To have anal intercourse while riding in the rear car of a train or subway car.
The rear car smells like somebody's been caboosing back there!
by S&M92 July 7, 2018
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Grand Canyoning

The action of licking a butt hole on a rim to rim journey.
"I spent all night grand canyoning that hoe Brenna."
by butthole hiker July 13, 2012
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Cannoning

When a male inserts his fingers rectally whilst masturbating to assist in stimulation
Jonny went to shoot his cannon but couldnt get off without loading the cannon, i.e. cannoning
by tigerblood119 May 28, 2011
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cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill
what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here
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