cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman August 06, 2013

cant beat it with a stick

A great deal. Cant get a better deal anywhere else.

You cant beat free99 with a stick.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

I cant go

Meaning your not going to do something
usually in stressful situation.

"man she want me to lick her too, i cant go"

by Im me from the b January 06, 2009

cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

by zia straffe September 12, 2011

I Cant Tell It

Another way of saying I dont know.

I was gone try 2 see if she wanted to come 2 da house 2night... But I cant tell it...

by Kae-Cee November 06, 2009

cant see dick

When you cannot see what you are looking at clearly

1cant see dick with my windows tinted this dark and i almost backed off in that pond

2 Matt hit me in the eye with the paddle now i cant see dick

by Wade and Brent August 25, 2008

i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

by hsweg July 23, 2014