Cynic

Someone that tells you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, since if a cynic doesn't put everybody in the tunnel in the first place, there is just light with no tunnel at the end of it.

The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.

Cynic by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Cynic

A hypocrite

Cynic: "Everyone sucks!"

Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"

Cynic by Education Floor August 26, 2023

Cynic

Dorron

Some would say Dorron is something of a Cynic

Cynic by asdqwaa February 19, 2025

Cynic Refferee 

A person who tries to avert the attention of someone else's critical Cynical behavior and doesn't stand up and "be a man" about it.

Cynic: A person who gets away with bullying, harassment, and childish elementary behavior.

A Group of women started a mean war and their husbands just stood and watched like a bunch of Cynic refferee's.

Cynic Refferee by Reallybadgenius July 4, 2022

Romantic Cynic 

Someone who realizes that the world is crap yet still holds true to their ideals, sense of honor, and optimism.

Guy 1: Why'd you give that homeless guy your change, he's just going to blow it on booze.

Guy 2: Yeah, you're probably right....but either way he'll be happy

Guy 1: God you are such a Romantic Cynic

Romantic Cynic by cptofthebluerose June 28, 2011

Arrrr!-cynic

A drug involving cynicism and pirates.

Arrrr!-cynic, while potentially lethal, makes for some fun times.

Arrrr!-cynic by Haragorn August 28, 2010

Uber Cynic 

A person who see things to be worse beyond all other views, over the top with sarcastic gloom and doom.

My glass is empty and half full of spit.

Uber Cynic by bolex bros. July 9, 2003