Custface

A term used to describe a person whose face is so deformed that it is nasty to even look at.

Bro, check it out, that chick has a grim custface.

by Lynked November 4, 2010

Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.

Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.

by Davis P March 13, 2014

bitch whore cunt face

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.

I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

by peepeepants03 February 5, 2015

cunt face

The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.

I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.

by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006

Cunt Face Bitch

A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis.

Don't blow smoke in my face you cunt face bitch!

by Malcolm Horovitz April 18, 2005

Cunt Face

noun;

1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.

"Sup, cunt face?"
"Shut the fuck up, cunt face"

by Harry Jones September 30, 2006

Cuntfaced

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.

U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.

by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006