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Ballista Cuffs

to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.
Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?

Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs
by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010
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Clam Cuffs

When you double fist a female in the vagina, but she clinches down and you can't get your hands out.
Hey John, I was double fisting this chick the other day, but she put me in clam cuffs and I was stuck there for another hour!!
by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019
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Chinese Finger Cuffs

1.) Sexual position incorporating three participants: a Suckee, a Fucker, and a Sucker-Fuckee (mid section). Chinese Finger Cuffs, most accurately and simplistically explained on Kevin Smith's sleeper cult classic "Chasing Amy" is when a girl who's getting fucked from behind starts sucking off another guy, making like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.

2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.
1.) Joey Ralph Lauren's fictional character on Chasing Amy was nicknamed "Finger Cuffs" in her yearbook because of the Chinese Finger Cuffs sexual act she was notoriously and openly shamed for being involved in. Deservedly or not.
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."
by JordaNINsoco May 21, 2023
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Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.
Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!
by RKJ November 26, 2013
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Bangkok Finger Cuffs

Similar to Chinese finger cuffs except with a twist, a sexual act where a female (or male) is being penetrated from behind (vaginal or anal) by a transvestite while simultaneously performing fellatio on another transvestite. (N) (V) (ADJ)
He cried after getting Bangkok finger cuffed.
Bangkok Finger Cuffs is some twisted sexual deviant shit.
by The Cowboy of Bangkok June 29, 2013
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panty-cuffs

When your underwear is down around your ankles and prevents you from leaping into action.
I nearly got side-swiped by an ambulance when I accidentally gave myself panty-cuffs by trying to pull off an ill-fitting pair of underwear at a red light while wearing combat boots.
by Eric_WVGG May 18, 2016
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fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.
1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.
by bt February 28, 2003
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