a word used to describe someone who is extremely bitchy. usually after not getting pussy at a party or after having a series of bad events that comes their way. a person who does not like the word crusty is usually someone that the word crusty defines to the point of perfection. In order to rid of crust, one must do one of the following. Drink beer. Get a nut. Eat an Uncrustable. Or pack a monstrous lip. No one likes to be crusty, and many try to hide their crustiness by throwing extremely large lips. "The Salty Spitoon" is someone who does not get any pussy at a party and in order to hide their crustiness, they throw a big lip.
Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.
Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.
"You're so fucking crusty right now." "This kid is the Crust-Ness Monster", "Fuck dude...Im so crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"
by crustness monster May 18, 2010
This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.
by Alison May 16, 2005
A word that only the most cultured of people can handle. Like a much more sophisticated version of the juvenile word "Salty," but on steriods. Used to describe a person's mood when they are humiliated to the point of breaking (Like bread). When using this word, one must make a motion of one breaking a piece of bread. Caution: If this word is overused, the overuser will then become crusty *breaking bread motion*
Jackie: Hey Megan, did you see that guy who was wearing those oversized sunglasses and kept saying awesomesauce and salty?
Megan: Yeah! He was sooo totally crusty *breaking bread motion*
Jackie: Oh my God! I know!
Megan: Yeah! He was sooo totally crusty *breaking bread motion*
Jackie: Oh my God! I know!
by J.Emm July 31, 2009
Originally meant to mean a nasty ass person who doesn't shower or brush their teeth although it's evolved to mean anybody who's just utterly horrifying and repulsive
"Look at Anthony over there, wearing 3 year old Jordans and a sweaty ass Fubu jacket. That nigga is so crusty"
by PJsmallz November 03, 2013
by tequilababy August 05, 2020
Oh look there’s crusty!
by Beautifuldoggo December 03, 2018
Describing a persons mannerisms and way of life. A particularly disgusting person figuratively or literally.
Friend 1: Did you see that girl in the bar with the toilet paper on her?
Friend 2: Yea, that girl is crusty af !
Friend 2: Yea, that girl is crusty af !
by Garbarr March 15, 2019