When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
by paleriderpa August 15, 2009
Get the Douche Crest mug.A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.
The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.
by GnatTurner November 18, 2011
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Black community where nig nogs talk alot of shit but can't back it up, nothing much to do here, and don't worry about police, theyre black
by mice632 January 4, 2011
Get the Hazel Crest mug.Pretty much the most gangsta place in Orange County California. CC Resides in the borough of Mission Viejo where everyone is so G that no one can walk around at night. Here they roll around in their parents' BMW and Mercedez Benzs and bump out to 102.7 KIIS FM as they roll through the many speed bumps. They be busting caps in those motha fucka rent-a-cops and do some hardcore toilet papering in the middle of the night. Their gang hangout is called "The Clubhouse" where they participate in water sports and hustle on the pool table. They eat out of the vending machines and sometimes they have to use the pay phone if they left their rockin cell phone at their mansion. DON'T GO HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SHOT! FOO!
Man i hate going to canyon crest, whenever i go there my car always gets stolen!
Damn Walnut Grove is so ghetto, they have like 3 speed bumps on that road...shiiiieeet.
I hope my brother lets me borrow his razor scooter so we can hit up Canyon Crest Clubhouse and watch free cable. With white people!
Damn Walnut Grove is so ghetto, they have like 3 speed bumps on that road...shiiiieeet.
I hope my brother lets me borrow his razor scooter so we can hit up Canyon Crest Clubhouse and watch free cable. With white people!
by My Beezy on the Geezy July 6, 2007
Get the Canyon Crest mug.The raised ridge of bone down the midline of the skull in some individuals, usually linked with narcissism, obsession with writing shitty poetry, and being fucktarded enough to think that an English major is worth half a shit.
by dicksdicksdicksdicks January 20, 2009
Get the Sagittal Crest mug.A college prep school located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, often see as "that rich kid school" and/or "that really hard school". With a 78 acre Fort Lauderdale campus and a 20 acre Boca Raton Campus, PC includes many different facilities. Pine Crest wastes no time when it comes to molding the brains of students and piling on extracurriculars. Many students go on to attend acclaimed Colleges and Universitys as well as Ivy League schools. Students can be seen indulging in 'student store' cookies to relieve stress while getting smothered by exam week 3 times a year, and multiple tests daily. In the long run, as much as students actually 'live' at Pine Crest, the journey is well worth the fight.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the kid who went alone to Iraq?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?
by daaancagrl March 11, 2009
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by maggo t. December 8, 2010
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