copelan

-noun- 1. A 3 foot 3 inch box of crayola crayons that steals and lies and is a disapointment to its family.
2. A short shit with no life who is not as slick as he thinks he is.
3. A wannabe who thinks he is black and gets caught stealing from urban.

A: "Dude I just saw a 5 year old kid get caught up at urban!"
B: "Wutta Copelan"

by Joyce Twins June 26, 2009

Copland

A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.

'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'

by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010

Copyland

Referring to Thailand by patriots from Burmese, Cambodia, etc. on TikTok and other social media platforms; Accusing Thailand of stealing theirs and others "culture"

Thailand ❌
Copyland ✅

by gek22354 April 25, 2023

Copland

a word used for a person with great looks who can perform amazing sexual feats

"wow you were great last night, a real copland"

by TheHumanDickshunary May 24, 2017

Amber Grace Copland

A best friend that will do anything for you. They will also cheer you up when you feel down and they will make you feel humoured if you do not feel great. The room will light up as soon as she enters the room. She will also bring along her humourous and unique sidekick Tyler the burrito boy.

We all need an Amber Grace Copland in our lives.

by 369 69 March 31, 2022