cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.

Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!

cooties by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017

Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.

"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"

Cooties by Orelse July 7, 2017

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

cooties by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooties

A common STD among children

Ew look at her she has cooties!

Cooties by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018

cooties

WWI slang for body lice.

Cyborg got cooties over this past weekend and they made him itch bad!

cooties by IDONTMIND April 21, 2019

Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

Cooties by okay big boy September 18, 2019

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

Cooties by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020