constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"

by katiekins October 13, 2008

Constipationing

To be in the process of being constipated.

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.

by George Macky October 28, 2008

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Constipants

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009