Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.

"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.

by Seph Hexen April 13, 2005

congress

really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.

Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA

by Dong Woo November 13, 2004

congress

The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.

Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 03, 2018

congress

the oposite of progress

pro is the opposite of con

by Pogglemort January 05, 2005

Congress

Pro is the opposite of con, right? So, what's the opposite of progress?

Congress!

The Defense of Marriage Act. <-- Opposite of Progress

by butch_lebeau November 02, 2004

congress

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.

by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.

Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!

by Leah1234 September 24, 2011