Comment beard

The often uncontrolled growth of amusing, cruel and ignorant visitor comments that appears at the end of items on news blogs, YouTube videos, etc.

Did you read the comment beard on the Washington Post website's announcement of Quinn Bradlee's marriage? Vicious!

by airbagmoments June 15, 2010

comment whore

1. On blogs, a person who posts something for the soul purpose of gaining comments (usually positive) from other users.

2. One who constantly desires coments on their blog or guestbook.

Carolyn, a well-known comment whore, always posts surveys for her friends to fill out.

by grima_an November 28, 2004

comment virginity

Taking someones comment virginity means you give them their first comment on myspace.

Loser 1: HA! I got this guys comment virginity.

Loser 2: DAMN YOU! Well, I got his second comment, plus, my cocks bigger, so his second time was better. BOOYAH!

by but dude...your face. April 17, 2006

comment spam

The automatic posting of random, irrelevant comments on weblogs, wikis, and guestbooks. These comments include links to websites in order to increase search engine rankings. A form of spamdexing.

I made a very thought-provoking post the other day, but all my feedback was worthless comment spam.

by Godwin March 3, 2006

Comment-Like

The legit way of letting someone know that his/her comment on someone's status, picture, video, etc. is funny or likeable.

Person 1: That comment he put on her status yesterday is really hilarious!
Person 2: I comment-liked it!

(Facebook User puts up a Facebook status, Facebook Fanatic comments, and 5 people like Facebook Fanatic's comment)

Facebook User
Facebook is awesome!
30 minutes ago. Unlike. Comment
You and 2 others like this.

Facebook Fanatic Yeah I spend too much time on it!

20 minutes ago Like 5 People

by ihartfb January 16, 2011

comment tweaking

the art of deforming a comment a on social network website. Or the art of loosing time when you are actualy suppose to write an essay, due to tomorrow.

Marc: i lost my toothbrush
Me: my i toothbrush lost
marc: STOP COMMENT TWEAKING ME!

by xaviercm February 7, 2010

Comment Friends

when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.

"Do you ever talk to Jordyn?" "No, we are just comment friends."

by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010