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To Comet

To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.
"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"

"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010
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Tile Comet

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.
by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010
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comet lane

The coolest block in Levittown, members of this block are very close and gather numerous times throughout the year. The 2 most famous times are of course the block party and the festival of lights. This is, of course when the adults gather around outside around a fire pit and put up each others holidays lights. They go house to house dragging the fire and drinking extreme amounts of booze. The children follow and help the adults untangle the lights while they continue to booze. Many times this ends up in falling off ladders, sliding down roofs and very very crooked lights that stay up until new years. The block party has similar events regarding the alcohol involved. There is always a dunk tank, slip and slide, cotton candy and other various events involved. There are many kids that run around on this block and make this residence the place to be. At sundown there is one event that is never forgot and that is the beer pong game between the north and south sides of the block. Even the children who are too young to drink take part in rooting for their side of the block. So far, about 5 years running south side has prevailed but north side is sure to remind them how they frequently pass out drunk. Afterwards the fire pit is once again brought out into the middle of the street followed by those who have not passed out in their bath tubs yet.
There is also weekly card games held in garages where it gets highly competitive.
This block has the best rep in Levittown and according to the elementary school is asked the most if there are any available houses for sale.
-Hey did you see the comet lane crew outside again?
- no, but i heard one of the guys slide down the roof. HA
by 22 comet lane February 9, 2009
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ass comet

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.
When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.
by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006
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halleys comet

Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so
Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.
They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.
by jonny mac June 9, 2004
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Comethazine

Don’t touch him… or you gon die
You hear comethazine shot that dude in the face?
by Grand wizard March 3, 2022
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