Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

colombia

a nice country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs, that is it

colombia has a nice culture, and a variety of people, from blonde haired blue eyed folks, to dark so dark they are almost blue folks, one thing colombians have in common is that they look hot, whoever says colombia means drugs, can go suck their grannies tities, i am not colombian, however i have been there, and that country rules!!!

they got some of the hottest women u can ever come across.

colombia has gotten some hot women, i wouldnt mind marrying one.

by american boy January 19, 2005

Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.

"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."

by mRKiPs January 31, 2017

Colombian Neck-Tie

The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.

man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit

by Anonymous the creeper November 6, 2008

colmslie

the name of a pub located in the suburb Morningside, in the city of Brisbane . it isnt the greatest pub in the world, but its my local

"oi mitchie, you wanna go to the colmslie for some friday arvo brewskies?"

by sir alfred winggingly the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Coleman middle school

A gay school where they want drama but it dosent happen I went there for a couple years but most girls are flat so I switched overall just a gay school where anyone can make it in accelerated and guys joke about fucking each other and call each other daddy

Why is Coleman middle school principal so gay

by Hrhervtvrvbrjes October 24, 2018