A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013
Get the cockballoon mug.A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
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a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
Get the cockage mug.(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.
by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019
Get the Cockball mug.This word can be used in many forms. 1. It is mostly associated with the sack containing the two testicles.
2. To make fun of someone with a very low IQ or stupid action that they just performed.
2. To make fun of someone with a very low IQ or stupid action that they just performed.
1. Mary loves to play with my cock bag.
2. After Jerry dropped the box, Jay called out, " You stupid Cock Bag!!!"
2. After Jerry dropped the box, Jay called out, " You stupid Cock Bag!!!"
by Frank April 29, 2004
Get the Cock Bag mug.When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
Get the Cockaganda mug.Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.
by Wildthing February 18, 2013
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