Clowns

A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.

"Holy Shit, CLOWNS!!!"

by Yagatzi August 17, 2005

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The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with Pennywise(Stephen King you bastard).

I'm serious chris, if you show up this Holloween in a clown costume I'm going to cry.

by can't sleep clowns will eat me July 22, 2005

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N. One who looks the fool

Clowner - one who clowns, or makes a clown of another.

Spot 'em... GOT 'EM! DAMN dood! You just got CLOWNED!

Oh man, that's some madd clownery.

You're excessive clowning is excessive.

by BrownHouse786 October 26, 2004

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The art of beating anybody in anything. Clowning is the term one wishes to use when expressing the utmost dominance. Can be used in a similar fashion as words such as "pwning".

Marquette clowned on Notre Dame last week at Notre Dame.

Texas got clowned on by Kansas State the other day.

UConn is clowning on Louisville right now.

by RKlem February 02, 2009

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