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congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
by Solasvegas June 17, 2011
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Congress

A legislative body that has the real power. They fund and create laws and programs, impeach, and confirm appointments. The president almost always has to get past them before anything can be done. I can understand why its easy to blame the president for everything that is wrong because there is only one president and hundreds of congresspeople, but if you really want to have a voice, get off your butt and contact your local congressperson
Write to your local Senator or Congressperson
by remeber me! July 25, 2010
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sexual congress

The man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and exited untill orgasm is reached (Simple: Fuck someone)
Did you see Paul and Elisabeth have sexual congress? It was sexy
by KCOC AKNAW June 22, 2014
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Student Congress

Student Congress, or StuCo, is like baseball, put simply it is EXTREMELY boring to watch, however it can be a lot of fun if you are good.

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart, most rounds last for hours, beware of noob fish that think they know something, trying to knock you off base with lame speeches that are essentially a regurgitated form of what the last semi-intelligent person just got done saying!!! And always, ALWAYS vote for unlimited personal privileges, and never vote for imbeciles to be your PO, or you will be POed.
Dude, Student Congress is a lot of fun at district and nats, but it is freaking ridiculous at Hallsville.
by StuCo King May 6, 2009
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Congress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.
by McLovinBro April 27, 2015
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The Congress Room

The room in a home (house, apartment, condo, ect.) in which the people engage in the most sexual congress.
Example 1
Newly Wed : Uh, wow, I guess this is our Congress room! *Indicating the bathroom*

Example 2
Woman : *Drunk, frisky, waiting her husband to open the front door.* No detours! The Congress Room as soon as we're inside!
Man : I love this woman!
by Radrito June 10, 2007
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Craigslist Congressman

Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.
Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
by maf54_690 May 24, 2011
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