Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.

Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?

by Chef Bones May 14, 2013

clamour shot

Female version of a dick pict. An intimate selfie of ones private bits.

That chick I met on Tinder last week is really into me. She keeps sending me all of these clamour shots, and now she's gone and vagazzled herself.

by leftoverbacon November 10, 2017

CSLMAO

Could simply laugh my ass off!

I could cslmao after seeing this!

by primeguydan August 19, 2018

clamoring

"Clam-oring" is when a group of women are talking. It is pejorative due to the use of the prefix "clam."

Those pta moms are really clamoring!

by Dick B. Tricklin June 1, 2018

Cmao

Is a “shortcut” downloaded by androids to convey both laughter and sympathy with the pandemic

The electrical engineer was cmao-ing in response to the jew’s comment

by DONTPANIC911 December 18, 2020

Colmao

Colmao is something I made it’s a mixture of cool and lmao it’s cool and rlly funny

Someone : my cat just tripped lol
Me: Colmao that’s funny

by Princess peace May 31, 2021

c6lmao

Hot Mami on tiktok

Omg who’s c6lmao?! Hot Mami on tiktok

by Her ex lol December 24, 2021