Bondi Cigar

Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.

That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).

Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.

Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.

by Miguel222 November 5, 2005

yard cigar

A dog turd. In the yard or on the street.

Wow check out that yard cigar! Someone had something to celebrate, they sucked the colour out of it and it's white to the roach!

by skemes April 1, 2012

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

Have a Cigar

Telling someone to celebrate when revealing good news such as a new job, a new baby, etc.

Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar. You gonna go far and fly high

by JB920 December 31, 2021

Camden Cigar

A blowjob given by a bearded hipster in a London back alley.

Old Jimmy has popped off for a Camden Cigar, he loves the feel of an ironic beard on his privates

by Damp Flange February 5, 2017

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013

trick cigar

A bowel movement that starts solid then suddenly explodes towards the end in a loud rapport of less solid or liquid feces.

I was mortified when my silent shit became a trick cigar while my date was outside the door of the bathroom.

by Cabe April 29, 2005