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Christmoween

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
by ch6541 September 16, 2014
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christobeer

someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010
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Christobelle

Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.
Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017
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chrishley

A Super funny beautiful weird girl that is clumsy in every way possible but loved by the ones that are here for her
Your a chrishley lol
by Kpop19 May 25, 2019
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Christelle

one of the prettiest girls to walk this planet with her adorable smile and laugh she never fails to lighten up everyone's mood. She's extremely funny and hot and she knows it and owns it! With her attractive body, she never fails to get guys drooling over her. Her green or blue eyes make you want to fuck her and if you don’t fuck with her then that’s your bad because she da shit! Christelle is pretty hot .She is also the nicest girl you will ever meet. She will always denial about how beautiful she is. But she breathtaking.
"Holy, did you see how fine Christelle looked today?"
"Her ex's are always jealous"
by obsessedwithmyself April 26, 2022
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Christicles

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".
Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!
by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003
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Christaoke

When you are at a contemporary church service and you sing along with the band using the overhead projector.
"Man, I rocked 'He is Love' in Christaoke today.
by mud9090 November 19, 2013
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