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choco dog

It is when you are doing someone anally, but the person has a fuckload of shit in their ass so your cock gets covered in it.
It can also be refered to as the choco taco, but i think dog better describes a dick.
OH, yesterday I was fuckin some bitch, and she gave me a haggard-ass choco dog. It was proposterous!
by monsieur mongarious November 22, 2006
mugGet the choco dogmug.

choco hole

1.a butthole from which poop sprays. (sometimes in many directions)

2.An object used in gaynal (gay anal sex)
1. Man, my choco hole destroyed that skating rink's Bathroom

2. Man, Kegan was pounding my chocohole with his hamster sized chode.
by Nick&Kurt August 7, 2006
mugGet the choco holemug.

choco shake

Korean slang for "Let me drip melted ice cream along your mammary glands you beautiful female and let me lick them off in a sexual manner."

Can be with any ice cream flavor, not just choco.
Yugyeom: I wanna choco shake tonight
by jinyunglean March 22, 2017
mugGet the choco shakemug.

Choco Dragon

A turd that you know will burn when it passes out your butthole. The turd seems to have literally burned your rectum.
God my ass burned after I released that choco dragon!
by The fart sultan October 2, 2014
mugGet the Choco Dragonmug.

Choco Busting

Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.
Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?

Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck

Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
by Cemorolen September 20, 2018
mugGet the Choco Bustingmug.

choco-zombie

the act of sticking the testicals into an anus and lying the penis on the back of the opposing partner.
jim wants suzie to try choco-zombie to spice up their sex life.
by arron the kid reyes December 30, 2011
mugGet the choco-zombiemug.

Choco Churning

The process of @docking@ immediately after performing a number 2 into somebody's uncircumcised foreskin
Jordy found that his pee was brown in the morning, as he and Dan had spent the previous night choco churning
by ProfessorMelonHead December 29, 2015
mugGet the Choco Churningmug.

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