champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"

"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"

by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015

Matt Champion

radiates big dick energy
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big dick

“Matt Champion is my favorite member of brockhampton”

by lilspacegod July 11, 2018

Champion Patty Eater

A person of rather large proportions, most likely as a result of over eating

Have you seen Laura since she’s been working from home? She’s turned into a right champion patty eater

by Chopper.Mk.52 October 30, 2020

champagne confetti

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT

you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d

by eunkoo September 28, 2023

Hobo Champagne

Any type of alcohol mixed with any carbonated beverage(s).

"Mike looks really hungover"
"Yeah, he was pounding hobo champagne all night."

by GZeus November 5, 2009

Jack Champion

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSH IVE HAD ONG, HE IS SO AHSJSHSJS

person one: “have you heard of Jack Champion?”
person two: “no I haven’t, why?”
person three: “WATCH HIS MOVIES! HE’S SO FINE”

by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023

smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004