ceiling jizz

Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.

At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.

"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."

"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"

"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."

"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."

by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009

ceiling cat

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.

While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.

by FreakinKenny!! June 11, 2006

Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Ceiling gang

People who type 1 message then edit it, so they stay on the ceiling, not the floor, where a new message is created thus making you floor gang that types new messages

Me: ceiling gang (edit: lets stay in the ceiling) (edit 2: hows school?)
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling

by CowyTree June 3, 2020

ceiling inspector

a woman, usually a slut, who spends all their time on their back staring at the ceiling during sex. Indicative of a sexually lazy woman or one disinterested in their current partner.

Man, every time Sarah and I have sex, all she does is lay there like a ceiling inspector.

by rich0912 February 4, 2006

ceiling moment

A certain time when one lays in bed and stare at the ceiling while thinking about whether he exists or not and about the world and existence in general.

Those moments are highly complex and usually scare the one who's having them.

john: dude where have you been last night?
Eddy: ohman, I had a ceiling moment, it was a big one
john: didn't get much sleep huh?
Eddy: nope, I just thought for hours

by booboogaga October 31, 2009

Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.

Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert

by Bobass April 27, 2007