Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

Catiphilliac

A person obessed with cats.

Wow that scenekid with the cat hat must be a Catiphilliac.

by Kilduzza May 6, 2011

nocturnal cat nip

when a female puts cat nip in her genitalia and lets a cat fondul with it

she just put it up there for the cat...I am always left out when my girl dos nocturnal cat nip

by Kevin....? May 16, 2008

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

by Cusween December 15, 2018

caniption

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

Canipits

When your Body Odor has the unmistakable aroma of weed, specifically around the underarms.

-Woa dude, you been smokin' the reefer, you stank of weed.

-Nah man, thats my BO. I got canipits.

-Gross bro, take a shower.

by chipsdubbo December 20, 2009

Tinea catipis

Meaning- Tinea capitis ( fungus infection of the scalp) due to fungal germs contracted from a cat.
Background - As an aide memoire and a funny play of words to bring attention to tinea capitis from fungal organisms contracted from a cat

Senior Doctor to medical student- Hey ! The child has tinea capitis. Have you asked history of cat exposure? Remember tinea catipis!

by Nodcrafty charlatan March 3, 2023