Capricorn 

This girl is most definitely a freshman. She definitely comes off as shy or too nice to people who don’t know her too well, but once you get to know her she is the total opposite. She has dark hair and most likely a darker skin complexion. She has this wild and extroverted personality on the inside that not many people know about unless you’re close to her. She gets straight A’s in school without much effort because of her natural smarts. Her school life is a little boring but once she gets to a party or goes on a vacation, she is the Life. Of. The. Party. No 🧢. Her signature move for partying is drinking or dancing (on guys twice here age of course ). She probably has a long name that people tend to spell wrong, nothing simple like Ava or Emma. Once you get one of these gals don’t let her go cuz even though you might have to carry her home after a night out, she is the one you’ll always be able to talk to. She doesn’t hold grudges and forgives quickly because she can understand anyone. You want to marry one of these girls.

Guy 1: damn bro did you see that girl at that party last night?

Guy 2: yeah she was definitely the one who started it
Guy 1: she’s only a freshie but I heard she gets straight A’s too. Such a Capricorn.
Guy 2: yeah and she’s got the perfect hair man
Guy 1: hey back off she’s mine
Guy 2: nah she’s mine. She’s definitely a Capricorn though.

Capricorn by Swirrlygymnast1424 October 20, 2020

Capricorn 

Probably one of the worst signs of the zodiac. Capricorns are social climbers and only care about status. Yes, you are smart but not in a good way. You guys are manipulative, controlling. Females are the equivalent of Lady Macbeth. Yet, you can be easily corrupted and a follower. You people suck. You can be aggressive and blunt when it is not necessary.

Capricorns are dull.

Capricorn by zorro4u April 4, 2008

Capricorn 

The thing that holds fruits and food at Thanksgiving.

Damn dude, let me get some food from that Capricorn. - George Washington

Capricorn by itsyaboiuhhh April 19, 2018

Capricorn 

A Capricorn is usually a pathetic arrogant individual who thinks they own everything which is here in this universe. They like to shit all over people for their beliefs, while remaining hypocritical about their own. They like talking out of their ass, while shoving everything they DON'T know in to your face. They are stubborn, selfish, conceited and try to act tough when really there is nothing but shit being spewn from their mouth. If you know a Capricorn, please throw them in a lake of boiling lava, for they have nothing to bring in to the world. :

Bobby: Cynthia gave awful head... and boasted about it later...
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/

Capricorn by not revenge, just honesty ;] December 22, 2008

Capricorn 

People born under the sign of the 10th house of the zodiac, also represented as The Devil in tarot cards...and in real life. It is often written Capricorns are hard working, stoic, serious minded, determined, and succesful; what isn't mentioned is that they are the TOTAL OPPOSITE of those traits, because they are: the laziest, flakey, inferior, think-I'm-interesting-but-I'm just a lying-selfish-boring douche bag, unoriginal, unintelligent shithead saggy uterus sack. You have the emotional depth of a saucer of milk, and your creativity is that of an earthworm. Physically, you usually resemble a plain, warted-up potato; but people fuck you not because you're interesting, but because you are a moraless whore. Over all, the Capricorn is the opposite of what they say they are. By the way, you are ALSO not as progressive and "cool" as you think, it has often been said that Capricorn's are at least 10 years behind in fashion and trends, and 20 years behind in behavior.

Personally, I know at least 20 Capricorn, all of them share these traits. Coincidence? I think not.

Capricorn by LetThyTruthBeBold November 9, 2009

Capricorn 

A person born in December 22nd - Jan 20th who values possessions more than people, probably because no one wants to hang around a greedy workaholic who is oversensitive and needy.

Classic Examples of a Capricorn: Voldemort, Dido Armstrong, David Bowie, Nicholas Cage, Liam Hemsworth

Capricorn by From Anonymous August 10, 2012

Capricorn 

The baddest bitch ever that was a Giant cock and the fastest peach since Kim k. Rumor has it that god is a Capricorn

Omg im a capricorn also we are such baddies

Capricorn by Xxjhnuxx December 16, 2020