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Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
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Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas is a bullethell superboss from the Calamity Mod from Terraria,it is the hardest boss as of now.
Each of her bullethell phases take only 15 seconds. Also she cannot be butchered and if you use a weapon that deals more than 10% of her hp she will only drop potions without the rest of the loot forcing you to do it legit.(in older versions if you got hit 10 times you would die no mather what was your hp)
Guy 1: Yo dude i just beat Supreme Calamitas,it was extremly hard.
Guy 2: I know bro shes crazy!
by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019
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Down Calamitous

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
by epic135 October 19, 2021
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callmehbob

callmehbob is a Developer on a children’s game called ROBLOX. callmehbob is the developer behind the game Royal High... Royal High is a ROBLOX game that people can play. This game has over 100K+ people playing daily and over 3.5B+ visits in total. callmehbob also is the owner of a group with over 605K+ people are in. callmehbob has made over 999M+ robux and over 1M+ real live US dollars. callmehbob also has over 600K+ followers on her ROBLOX account.
callmehbob is a ROBLOX developer.
by Info about Robloxians! June 8, 2020
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calamity jane

the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.
by Alice Penderwals March 12, 2007
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Porque no te callas?

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?
by duh-nee December 15, 2007
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Callander

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
by callander_Lover April 19, 2009
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